TAKE THE WEIRD OUTTA TEXAS!

if they can do it why cant we. whats greg abbot gonna do about it, huh? cry? abby boy gonna cry? bitch

heres a rickrolle

list of reasons:

• texas sucks but austin is kinda cool sometimes i guess. also kinda sucks a lil on occasion but like, idk lil chiller
• i think it would cause many logistical problems to have a city that is still a part of the usa in the middle of the republic of texas and it would be fun to see wtf they do with that
• not that the US is much better that shit sucks too. we can work out the deets later just like, whatever pisses abbot off the worst
• dallas and houston and shit can join in too but like gotta have diff names. im thinkin "houst-OUT" and "dall-haul-ass-outta-texas-yeehaw-bitch
• anything that makes greg abbots miserable life a little bit worse is worth it

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